Kitty Regrets Spending Life Savings on Promoted Tweets
Though they are definitely part of the 1%, cats have never been known as great money managers. They tend to come from old money, and they’re terrible at spending it wisely.
With the advent of the Internet, there are more ways than ever for cats to blow their fortunes.
It should be no surprise, then, that a cat named Aisha spent her entire life savings on promoted tweets.
“What really boggles my mind,” said Joe Ramirez, a financial manager who attempted to dissuade the kitty from spending her money on the tweets, “is that she wasn’t even promoting anything that would make her more money. It was just jokes and memes.”
Aisha has moved back in with her mom. She did not wish to comment for this piece, except to convey that she regrets spending so much money on Twitter marketing.